Rejected Taglines

Presented for those who like their truth served awkward and inappropriate.

• Kirk Roberts. I’ll care more about your website than you will.
• Kirk Roberts. Building a better tomorrow, today, since 1999.
• Kirk Roberts. Where sticker shock becomes website ecstasy.
• Kirk Roberts. I’ll do your nerdy work.
• Kirk Roberts. Think small. And inside the box.
• Kirk Roberts. Exposing your best assets online.
• Kirk Roberts. One man, one mission, one destiny.
• Kirk Roberts. I think about websites at inappropriate times.
• Kirk Roberts. Banishing the ugly, one client at a time.
• Kirk Roberts. Geeky enough to get the job done, cool enough to make it fun.
• Kirk Roberts. Website collaboration for people who aren’t complete morons.
• Kirk Roberts. I love the clients who refuse to go away.
• Kirk Roberts. Like a designer and a programmer and a project manager had a baby.
• Kirk Roberts. My office space is very economical.
• Kirk Roberts. Way better than those other people you’re considering.
• Kirk Roberts. Sitting on my ass all day for your benefit. And sometimes just standing there for your benefit. Because, you see, I have one of those lifty desks. Wait… how long can a tagline be?