Rejected Taglines

Presented for those who like their truth served awkward and inappropriate.

Kirk Roberts. I’ll care more about your website than you will.

Kirk Roberts. Building a better tomorrow, today, since 1999.

Kirk Roberts. Where sticker shock becomes website ecstasy.

Kirk Roberts. I’ll do your nerdy work.

Kirk Roberts. Think small. And inside the box.

Kirk Roberts. Exposing your best assets online.

Kirk Roberts. One man, one mission, one destiny.

Kirk Roberts. I think about websites at inappropriate times.

Kirk Roberts. Banishing the ugly, one client at a time.

Kirk Roberts. Geeky enough to get the job done, cool enough to make it fun.

Kirk Roberts. Website collaboration for people who aren’t complete morons.

Kirk Roberts. I love the clients who refuse to go away.

Kirk Roberts. Like a designer and a programmer and a project manager had a baby.

Kirk Roberts. My office space is very economical.

Kirk Roberts. Way better than those other people you’re considering.

Kirk Roberts. Sitting on my ass all day for your benefit.